{"id":407,"date":"2021-08-20T10:37:17","date_gmt":"2021-08-20T14:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/?p=407"},"modified":"2021-08-20T10:37:17","modified_gmt":"2021-08-20T14:37:17","slug":"locating-the-hanger-bolts-at-lowes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/?p=407","title":{"rendered":"Locating the Hanger Bolts at Lowes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Time: The Present, a summer evening.
Setting: Lowes hardware aisle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Homeownerman: Excuse me. Do you know where I might find hanger bolts?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lowes Hardware Expert: ____<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: [catching sight line of LHE] EXCUSE ME. Do you know where I might find hanger bolts?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: Hammer holds?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: No, HANGER BOLTS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: Anchor bolts?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: No, HANGER bolts. H-A-N-G-E-R bolts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: Is the first word “Hanger?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: Yes, Hanger bolts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: What’s the second word?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: BOLT. B-O-L-T.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: Oh, Hanger bolts. No, I never heard of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: Your website says you have them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: What do they look like?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: They look like a lag screw on one end and a carriage bolt on the other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: I’ve never needed one of those. What would I need that for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: I wasn’t buying it for you, I was buying it for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: Well I don’t think you would need that. What are you doing? Wait – we do have those over here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: That’s great, thanks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: I went to Pottsville once.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: Mm-hmm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: It’s a good beer. I went there once.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: [realizing I’m wearing a Yuengling cap] Oh. Nice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: Is it your favorite?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H: It is ok, but I prefer Anchor Bolt Steam Beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LHE: I’ve never had that one. I’ll have to give it a try.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Time: The Present, a summer evening.Setting: Lowes hardware aisle. Homeownerman: Excuse me. Do you know where I might find hanger bolts? Lowes Hardware Expert: ____ H: [catching sight line of LHE] EXCUSE ME. Do you know where I might find hanger bolts? LHE: Hammer holds? H: No, HANGER BOLTS. LHE: Anchor bolts? H: No, HANGER … Continue reading “Locating the Hanger Bolts at Lowes”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":408,"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions\/408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/homeownerman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}